proems (prəʊɛmz) n. Prefaces, preambles, or brief introductions, as to a book or other work.
"They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works." - Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy
"There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'." - Joss Whedon
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